Breaking News: Matt Cutts becomes a Rapper
- By: "Anonymous Scaredy Cat" On 8th May 2006 In
BREAKING NEWS: GOOGLE ENGINEER MATT CUTTS BECOMES RAPPER, USES GOOGLE’S 20% RULE TO RECORD HIT SONG “IN DA PLEX”
Major news has hit the search engine industry today, which has all of the white-hat and black-hat geniuses buzzing about. Matt Cutts, one of Google’s top celebrity engineers has decided to quit dedicating his time posting on popular webmaster forum – WebmasterWorld.com to pursue his dreams of becoming a rapper.
The mean streets of the web are buzzing about this bold move and question whether Matt Cutts has what it takes. Cutts, who chose the intimidating rap name “MC Cutts” has recently leaked his first rap single titled “In Da Plex” on the Internet in anticipation of his album release.
Part of Google’s employee policy is to encourage creativity by giving their employees 20% of their time to any side project. Frustrated and bombarded by all the comments left on Cutts blog, Matt felt he could no longer stand the idiotic questions and felt he needed to do something out of the ordinary and shocking. This may explain why you haven’t seen him posting much lately.
Recorded in the Boston studio with two brilliant music producers shown in the picture above, we invite everyone to a World Premiere of MC Cutts speaking the truth in his soon to be multi-platinum record “In Da Plex”
Algorithm secrets have been leaked, and MC Cutts is ready for the takeover.
Listen to the full MP3 by visiting: http://www.eyesitesolutions.com/matt-cutts-seo-song/

nice
I think its fricking sweet
its fun... I think it is
its fun... I think it is link worthy
This is one of those better
This is one of those better examples of link bait.
Glorious :)
This thing rulez :)
This thing rulez :)
He's Already Set with
his own fan base and entourage
The Cuttlets
Rapper?
Rappist more like.....
More like I have been fair
More like I have been fair use re-mixed. :) I loved it though. It's as close as I'll ever get to being musical. :)
Google Grillz
Now that you're a rapper, Matt, you'll need a nice new shiny set of Google mouth grillz.
He he he, good work. Matt,
He he he, good work. Matt, you have a rhytm in your talk that actually helps here. I really like it. :-)
Musical
it's as close as I'll ever get to being musical.
Heck you might win a spammy.
indeed a nice idea to
indeed a nice idea to promote a SEO services site ;)
What's on the flip side?
Do they still make flip sides?
Abso-freaking-hilarious-LinkBait
As I sit here working on a site analysis on a Saturday night (sis, is under pressure) this was the best work break I could have asked for.
Should'a had chicks with their bums facing the camera... and someone in old school shell toed Addidas... that would'a been grimy
Hahahaha!
I had a weak moment, and my sponsor would not pick up the phone ...
I dugg it :P
Re: Google Grillz
Christmas gifts this year for affiliates who make G over $500K ?
LOL!
Thanks for the love
Thanks for all the support guys. Part 2 Coming soon!