Describe ThreadWatch to an alien, in 30 words or less. It's therapy.
- By: John Andrews [privmsg - website] On 23rd Feb 2006 In
Some say it is a form of therapy, and others say it leads to clarity of thought and increased understanding. No matter the potential benefit, it is interesting to hear how YOU would describe ThreadWatch to someone who didn't know anything about it. Thirty words or less, and please contain your submission within quotes.
Here's my first try:
"ThreadWatch is a news web site focused on search marketing and spam, from a rear-view perspective. That's rear as in ass, of which there is aplenty."
- Y! MyWeb
Take 2
"ThreadWatch is a 24 hour web-marketer's pub, with sussed regulars and interesting drop-ins. It also has a British twist, so that's Arse, you wanker."
One word
Wankers
MTV. Search. No earth
MTV. Search. No earth tones.
(Oops, err ...)
Threadwatch is a website for
Threadwatch is a website for discussing news about online business, in particular search, without tutorials, howtos, and other beginner questions.
"Threadwatch is a happy
"Threadwatch is a happy valley where puppies and kittens play together and only occassionally try to kill each other."
ThreadWatch to an alien
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DaveN
forget SETI
"Hello. Threadwatch is a data repository used by carbon based lifeforms of the planet Earth. Klaatu Barrada Nikto."
Well our top two traffic
Well our top two traffic sources for the day are Google searches for "hand jobs" and "ass traffic" so Google thinks this site is some sort of porn!
great
It's always great to get a quote from the owner about his own site! I put it into quotes for you:
nice one Diane! Anybody care to translate DaveN's binary? I think it says KMAYFB! but I didn't check...
Klaatu Barrada Nikto
Oh, way to go. You said it wrong, now we have to deal with aliens AND the army of the dead.
*sigh*
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ok Just kidding...
Here's what it is to me...
"Threadwatch is a place I go to hear about things I might not have otherwise heard about, and to hang out with people I might not otherwise have hung out with. (Oh yeah and it's about search marketing...for the most part.)"