Ass Traffic!!!

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I never would have known my other site ranks at #7 in Yahoo! for ass traffic without the help of Rankcount, a tool that shows you where you rank in Yahoo! and MSN for various search queries...

There might be some sort of hidden adult theme to the tool, because Threadwatch shows sexy chicks and hot chicks as a couple of its terms.

I think GoogSpy is probably a bit more useful, but nowhere near as funny as Rank Count. Check out what Jeremy Zawodny ranks for to see what I mean!

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I'd rather have ass traffic

My blog ranks on MSN for women having sex with horses for some bizarre reason, it's annoying.

Dunno Aaron, I would have

Dunno Aaron, I would have expected you to rank somewhere for "assclowns" seeing how you are the biggest promoter of the term. When will search engines ever get it right?

I introduced it to you, but

I introduced it to you, but after that you were off and running with it. I feel that assclown was a term you adopted much more than I (although I still got mad love for the phrase).

Well, Aaron, if you'd like I

Well, Aaron, if you'd like I could give you a link back every time I use it. :)

Might it be...

...one of your typos Aaron? LOL

And tools aside, checking your raw server logs even, though more tedious than using any tool, can surprise you a lot sometimes :-)

#17

WTF??? Why does Jeremy rank for THAT???

ass clowns? Aaron, I thought

ass clowns? Aaron, I thought your thing was "ass hat". Or maybe you just save that phrase for me.

If you want ass hat you can

If you want ass hat you can have it Lee :p

I think clown was the original...but John stole it from me. I can come up with another phrase.

Doesn't seem to work too

Doesn't seem to work too well for me, sorry, all the sites I check aren't indexed :(

aaron wrote:
There might be some sort of hidden adult theme to the tool, because Threadwatch shows sexy chicks and hot chicks as a couple of its terms.

Yep everyone knows TW ranks highest for "time travelling turdburger" - strangely missing from their results?

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