I love You Mum!
Be careful if you undertake some online lurving, especially if, like The Register are reporting, your mum may be doing the same thing.
Quote:
Disappointed doesn't even begin to describe it. Anceneaux continued: "I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams. And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.
Lucky Daniel, you may be thinking except the young, lithe, white short wearing woman wasn't quite what he expected.
It was his MUM!!!!!!!
They both got a touch flustered when they realised what happened, got nabbed by the local Gendarme who managed to have his report leak out to the local news stations and then .. .well the rest is history.
The moral of the story. Be careful when you cyber!!
- Y! MyWeb
What's worse ...
What's worse, from the story, is that it appears she's still with the dad. <geez>
Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
Moments like these remind of
Moments like these remind of the inimitable Tom Lehrer (you'll have to imagine the accompanying music, I'm afraid):
From the Bible to the popular song,
There's one theme that we find right along;
Of all ideals they hail as good,
The most sublime is motherhood.
There was a man though, who it seems,
Once carried this ideal to extremes.
He loved his mother and she loved him,
And yet his story is rather grim.
There once lived a man named Oedipus Rex,
You may have heard about his odd complex.
His name appears in Freud's index
'Cause he loved his mother.
His rivals used to say quite a bit
That as a monarch he was most unfit.
But still in all they had to admit
That he loved his mother.
Yes, he loved his mother like no other,
His daughter was his sister and his son was his brother.
One thing on which you can depend is,
He sure knew who a boy's best friend is.
When he found what he had done,
He tore his eyes out, one by one.
A tragic end to a loyal son
Who loved his mother.
So be sweet and kind to mother,
Now and then have a chat.
Buy her candy or some flowers,
Or a brand new hat.
But maybe you had better let it go at that.
Or you may find yourself with a quite complex complex
And you may end up like Oedipus.
I'd rather marry a duck-billed platypus
Than end up like old Oedipus Rex.
Wait a minute...
Didn't this happen in a movie that was released this year, but with the genders switched?
Looks like a total lie
Looks like a total lie anyhow. The register have pulled the story. They reported it was on the news the same day and that was some time ago.....somehow there are no serps for the guy's name.
Smells of poo
For those who care :) here is the source http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20051209/113414040002.html
That would ...
... explain why the Dad was so calm about it, I guess.
Restricted Beach.
"a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark"
What the hell is that?
Stinks!
Ahhh - okay, it's a "Weekly
Ahhh - okay, it's a "Weekly World News Story". Heh, funny 'thou.
Man, this is so old, it stink worse than my...
...old cheese sandwich. Or something.
I remember even 5+ years ago, where people were joking about the apocryphal girl who was cybering with and eventually met a fellow who ended up being her dad. Kept getting this warning/joke in e-mail in various forms. Surely it's in snopes or something, but I'm too lazy to check. I have a totally hot date with some older gal in a few hours that I gotta get ready for...
Can you say Urban Legend?
Sheeesh. Everyone knows this is yet another myth. It's almost identical to the one at http://www.lovestory.com.au/anonymous-girls-story.htm about a girl and her dad.