Avast There Ya Scallywags

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Listen up ya filthy bilge rats, Monday September 19th be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Fer' all ya land lubbers out 'dere it means ya gets ta' call everyone anything from a scurvy sea dawg to a sea wench. As they say on the website talking like a pirate adds zest and swagger 'ter yer' life.
So hoist the mainsail me me harties, and remember keep to the code! ... arr