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Share your success with Google

Source Title:
Google Share Success Page
Source Url:
http://www.google.com/contact/success.html
Story Text:
"Tell your story in the box below...We'll be posting some of these stories on the Google website, so look for your story in the near future" - Google success stories TW Style...
Dear Google,
Thank you for helping me find my long lost relatives from my mom's family, the mt-comments family. I had no idea that you could help me find millions of them. Once I found them they all were so happy that they asked me to leave a comment on their website. I had such a good time I decided to look up my relatives from my Dad's family, the trackback clan. Thank you again, I am eternally grateful.
goodroi
Do you think that is the success story they are looking for?

- Y! MyWeb

Dear Google

Dear Google,

I was able to dig up all of Eric Schmidt's personal info. He got mad and shut out my entire organization. Now I get to play Xbox at the office all day due to my reduced workload

Thanks,
CNET Google Coverage Guy

By scoreboard at Aug 22 2005 - 20:27

I was sent a letter that

I was sent a letter that was ment to go to google...like thanking me for curring some medical condition.

By seobook at Aug 22 2005 - 20:35

Dear Google, I started a

Dear Google,

I started a blog sweatshop, paying my bloggers peanuts for an enormous amount of work, and thanks to you, and them i now make almost $1M a year from your advertising.

Jason Calacanis

By Nick W at Aug 22 2005 - 20:39

Turnabout is fair play

Google once shared their success with me, and mailed us 6 months worth of AdWords sales ledgers. That was interesting

By TallTroll at Aug 22 2005 - 20:49

Dear Google

Dear Google,

Thank you for paying me to make spam sites. Now I can sit on my ass all day and eat donuts.

:)

By toddieg at Aug 22 2005 - 23:55

Thank you Google, because of

Thank you Google, because of you I was able to "stalk" an ex girlfriend, and contact her via email! We only exchanged one or two emails (both using gmail!!), and I was able to realize what a beast she really is.

By werty at Aug 23 2005 - 02:01

Thank you Google

Thank you Google for posting that page on Britney Spears misspellings. I was able to parlay that list into a sackload of cash by ranking for hundreds upon hundreds of "(Britney Misspell)+ nude" SERPs which generated thousands of dollars of commissions in the past 3 years.

By patrick at Aug 23 2005 - 03:30

oh dear

we all think we're sooooo funny and then you look at the real stuff and find

Quote:
After 34 years of not knowing who my father was, I typed his name into Google.com

By Gurtie at Aug 23 2005 - 05:46

Definitions of killjoy on

Definitions of killjoy on the Web:

spoilsport: someone who spoils the pleasure of others
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

:)

By goodroi at Aug 23 2005 - 14:08

"Ouch. I've been Gurtied!"

LOL

By lots0 at Aug 23 2005 - 15:48

...

don't know what he means :)

By Gurtie at Aug 23 2005 - 16:12

heh heh

I do. ;-)

By lots0 at Aug 23 2005 - 16:40

lol

Dear Google,

I started a blog sweatshop, paying my bloggers peanuts for an enormous amount of work, and thanks to you, and them i now make almost $1M a year from your advertising.

Jason Calacanis

LOL

By torque at Aug 25 2005 - 14:32

oh someone shoot them now

Dear Google

Do NOT publish stuff like this.

Think about it - firstly, encouraging people to question the advice of doctors on the basis of something someone found on the web is irresponsible - there's as much misinformation as information out there and adding 'the doctors went and did more research' doesn't really make the point.

Secondly, "extremely dangerous" blood transfusion? Yeah, whatever.

Thirdly, and I'm pretty sure this isn't just my opinion but one quite a few people share - posting mawkish and pointless stuff like this in the GoogleBlog is counterproductive. It's cheap and nasty. Surely that's obvious to you?

If you want to post something heartwarmingly vomit inducing then you could go with the thrilling and hilarious stories about how Google introduced people to their now life-partner, helped them pass their exams or taught them how to make a perfect souffle and thus win a scholorship to the Google kitchens. You know - lighthearted and warm and fuzzy.

Otherwise please stop. I'm begging you on behalf of all sane people.

By Gurtie at Sep 11 2005 - 21:54