At Google our mission is to organize the world's information and make it useful and accessible to our users. But any piece of information's usefulness derives, to a depressing degree, from the cognitive ability of the user who's using it. That's why we're pleased to announce Google Gulp (BETA)™ with Auto-Drink™ (LIMITED RELEASE), a line of "smart drinks" designed to maximize your surfing efficiency by making you more intelligent, and less thirsty.
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Google Gulp and Your Privacy
From time to time, in order to improve Google Gulp's usefulness for our users, Google Gulp will send packets of data related to your usage of this product from a wireless transmitter embedded in the base of your Google Gulp bottle to the GulpPlex™, a heavily guarded, massively parallel server farm whose location is known only to Eric Schmidt, who carries its GPS coordinates on a 64-bit-encrypted smart card locked in a stainless-steel briefcase handcuffed to his right wrist. No personally identifiable information of any kind related to your consumption of Google Gulp or any other current or future Google Foods product will ever be given, sold, bartered, auctioned off, tossed into a late-night poker pot, or otherwise transferred in any way to any untrustworthy third party, ever, we swear. See our Privacy Policy.
SearchGuild are reporting the discovery of the long rumoured Google Underwear site:
wow - someone sure had some free time on their hands - that's pretty good
someone sure had some free time on their hands
lol - that was the first thought that popped into my head as well. Then I thought; hang on, I'm the bastard looking at it. :)
>wow - someone sure had some free time on their hands
As if YOU didn't, Oil
http://linkcondom.com/
someone sure had some free time on their hands
that is what the 20% program is all about.
20% program
If you apply the law of diminishing returns to that, you can get it down to 10%, maybe 5.
They're linking to some bad neighbourhoods. Baaad. Ohhhh yes. Very baaaaad. A spanking is clearly in order.
Massa Bob got un'
That's a nice one ... :-)
this one is good: http://www.undergoos.com/customise_ie.htm
second product down, a quaint nod to our ilk ;)
I also like the subtlety of the ebay catchall [fake] adwords.
The Black Hat
The Black Hat
http://www.undergoos.com/product4.htm
What a quality parody!!! :D That's made my day!
I already got me one of those from SMN :-]
googlegulp!
heh. another one? GoogleGulp!
>I also like the subtlety
subtle? damn, we were aiming for sledgehammer :) next year.....
I think it is cute!
no...really!