Personality is linked to Breast Shape
The Register are reporting on Jugology
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An Italian sexologist has claimed that he can tell a women's personality from the size and shape of her breasts, and his research has revealed some interesting and previously unknown facts about human females
The Scientist in question believes:
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Melons: A woman with large, round breasts "likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired, but seldom likes sex," says Lorenzi.
Grapefruit: "This woman may look erotic, but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex."
Pears: "Loves love in all its variations. She can be very religious, but is known to have affairs."
Pineapples: "A woman with pineapple breasts is intelligent, often has a career but is still romantic. They are also faithful. Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly."
Oranges: "While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation and partnerships."
Lemons: "These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves. They want a balanced life without surprises."
Cherries: They are entertaining and intelligent. Make great partners both for everyday life and on holiday and are moderately interested in sex
I am not sure if I agree with these findings and am currently looking for female research assistants to test these claims. All applications via email please :)
P.S. I think this should go under "Top Bollocks" :D
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Melons :
A man with large, round breasts "likes eating and getting completely Pissed, but always likes sex," says Naylor
DaveN
wtf
I would like to see the the research grant proposal for that one. Class.
Nice work if you can get it. I wonder if he factored climate into that one too. As in, nicer shape when tested in the Carribean.
"hmmmmm there seems to be an anomoly in hot countries , i must look for more funding"
er....
so I read the list trying to work out what I was.
I don't believe I've ever actually seen a pair of pinapple shaped breasts? Pineapples? Really?
I suspect so few of the women appear interested in sex because the guy asking them is a sad git who can't get to see boobs any other way?
Links
This should be filed under "101 ways to build links"
Science Friday
I kinda like having Science Fridays here on Threadwatch. :-)
but how can you tell?
I personally have never seen breasts that look like cherries... and the only ones that actually looked liked melons or grapefruits were implants of varying size.
Maybe that's the trick: Women who's breasts are shaped like fruit are not interested in sex, and women who's breasts are shaped like breasts ARE?