Doing a Rodney!

I am a regular Rodney at times but earlier today I took the biscuit!

My laptop started playing up and the W key was constantly stuck. "Blast and damnation!" I thought to myself as everything I tried to do couldn't be done.

www was easy but trying to type .com was never going to happen!

I took my laptop to bits (invalidating the guarantee) to get the keyboard out and take a look at its inards. I saw nothing wrong with it so did the same on my colleagues laptop of the same model and swapped the keyboards over (I'm the guvnor, so my needs take priority!) but the damn W key was still stuck.

I started to think horrible thoughts about the Laptop being completely foobarred and having to go back to Tosh for a (now invalidated) warranty claim.

I paced up and down my office, swore lots and smoked a ciggy or 3 whilst I thought about all that work that has to be done and I can't get to the damn stuff, while my PFY put both laptops back together.

Once he was done, I noticed that I still had a USB keyboard plugged into the machine and there was a calculator leaning on it. It just so happened it was leaning on the W key!!!

So, this is rightly put in Bollocks and that is exactly what I stopped scratching when the answer was found.

Am I a plonker? You better believe it :)