Andy Hagans is the Laziest Man Alive

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I bring to you my fellow Threadwatchers - "The Lazy SEO's Manifesto"

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I pledge to get dressed only after the noon hour. Getting dressed implies putting on pajama pants or sweats instead of boxers only. It does not necessarily imply the presence of a shirt.

I know for a fact that Hagans still showers and dresses to go to work, but longs for the days of a true bathrober. He will then qualify as the laziest SEO alive.

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Most days i wakeup only after noon

Do i qualify for the laziest man alive title :)

You actually wake up!

I continue my life in a total dreamlike state, my waking hours are only an illusion that other people subscribe to.

I will grant you that I dress

but will not concede showering.

"Well, of course, we had it

"Well, of course, we had it tough. We used to 'ave to get up out of shoebox at twelve o'clock at night and lick road clean wit' tongue. We had two bits of cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at mill for sixpence every four years, and when we got home our Dad would slice us in two wit' bread knife."

"And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you."

Showering sucks!

Showering sucks!

this thread

man this thread is really starting to stink ;-)

I know for a fact that

I know for a fact that Hagans still showers.

This is one Malicoat Factfinding Mission I do not want to hear about. Ever.

I'm still wearing the same

I'm still wearing the same clothes I slept in last night, have not showered, shaved nor changed my socks and you know what? Today has been one hell of a productive day.

"You must be logged in to

"You must be logged in to post a comment".

I'll pass. Way too much hassle.

> I'll pass. Way too much hassle.

Bah, should be fixed now

Seems some others agree

Noticed the blog today at reviewme and was wondering what was going on...but thanks to this post, I know see it's just laziness!

http://www.reviewme.com/blog/2006/11/21/add-me-on-myspace/#comment-429

I think it is the first case of comment spam that actually made the site sound much better than the actual customers who posted.

I'm assuming this was an oversight?

Probably already know

But I thought I would throw this plugin at you for reviewme:

http://akismet.com/

It catches all that crap like a champ. Then back to finding the robe and thinking about a shower. ;-)

> thanks to this post, I know see it's just laziness!

I'm actually no longer with TextLinkAds/ReviewMe. Loved the job to death, just didn't want to move to NY ... and anyhow been wantin' to try the independent route for a while :-) I know I didn't make an official announcement (who am I, Bill Parcells?)

Anyway, that's not to claim that I'm not lazy. I certainly am.

NY NY

>just didn't want to move to NY

C'mon what could be better than hanging out with me and Todd while some attention starved hacker is having a field day on your blog ;-)

Good luck

Best of luck Andy. What are you moving on to? By chance?

LinkWorth is on the hunt for smart "BUT LAZY!!" people to join our staff.

Forgo, I pledge to charge 6

Forgot, I pledge to charge 6 grand for linkbait with no guarantees and advertise the fact with other lazy seos to fool people into thinking that is the market rate.

"Well, of course, we had it

"Well, of course, we had it tough. We used to 'ave to get up out of shoebox at twelve o'clock at night and lick road clean wit' tongue. We had two bits of cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at mill for sixpence every four years, and when we got home our Dad would slice us in two wit' bread knife."

"And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you."

Already wrote that up here:
http://www.platinax.co.uk/blog/22-the-four-seos/
:)

What you people need....

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